Snarky and such as...

SNARKY
adjective? noun? verb...possibly
let us (me myself and my retardedness) discuss...
snarky as an adjective. it probably means something between sneaky and narky and ky...short for oKaY. so therefore snarky would describe something very sneaky and absolutely NARKY and pretty oKaY.
now you may need to know what NARKY means...obviously, since it is in all capital letters, it must be an acronym. meaning...
N (is for...) Narcisstic
A (is for...) Alligator
R (is for...) Related (t0)
K (is for...cooKie, that's good enough for me!) Karl
Y (is for...) Yastrimsky

so therefore NARKY pertains to a very self-obsessed alligator who is kin to the famous Karl Yastrimsky and is therefore quite adept at the ballet.
makes perfect sense logically

as for a noun: a snarky is one of a very rare type of leopards that is both amphibious and mammalious and dwells in the suburbs of New York

now that we have that out of the way...i can sleep in peace

secret hospital

so...as run-down of a town as the one i live in is, there are even more trashy ones. naturally, i would never expect to find an exceptionally nice, new hospital in the middle of a field outside one of these towns...

i was surprised

return to blog-land?

so...i found this again.
here is how i will be writing this post...because i can
LIST!
1. Hannah gets a prize...for many reasons but this time specifically for finding my lost blog
2. I lost my blog after creating it...several times i thought to myself "self...remember that blog you made that one time? Whatever happened to that?" Answer: i lost it in the depths of the internet
3. this blog is probably going to be used now that Hannah the Awesome has found it for me
4. poetry may be implemented...thats what i do sometimes and so this may be a medium for sharing of said activity
5. lists are amazing...its like a train of thought....separated into several different cars, just like a real train
6. for those of you who don't know me...i love ellipses...
7. why do we use the word 'love' so much? i love ellipses, i love cake, i love hockey, i love cake (i really like all of those things)...we cheapen the word too much and that should stop...save it for when it's real
8. David's Supermarket is trying to kill me...there has been a string of misfortunes as of late, and today it progressed to me severely cutting my elbow on a loose piece metal in the milk vault...less than two weeks until my escape
9. Baylor needs to start soon. I miss too many people to continue in this whole 'not seeing them thing'
10. ten is a very good number for a stopping point, right?